My mother, stepfather and little sister went to Berlin last week... for three days...
Day before departure:
Mother (enters and hugs).*
Me. WTH?
Mother. I hope we'll see each other again.
Me. *lol* You mean in case you die? XD
Mother. Yeah, the life insurance is in the red and blue folders downstairs, but in case we die you better call aunt Karin... blah blah...rhabarber... blah.
Me. (stares) .....WHAT?!

It went on like this for a bit longer... same happened to my brother. *lol*
*We are not a touchy-feely family and very rarely do hugs.

On the same day my little sister said "I'll miss you when I'm in Berlin." ... I lived in another country for almost one year, my brothers both study and only come to visit at most every other week and one of them's going to the US for 6 weeks next week. XD

Oh, and best thing EVER. When I went downstairs the day they left there was a note on the bread-box saying: "Bread *arrow pointing downward*" ... on the bread-box... dude. XDD

I just love my family...

Random quotes:

Friend: "There was this talk show with a guy called DJ gay boy. XD"
Mother: "Oh, but I'm sure that was his alias."

Me: "Mom, Jenny (my little sister) isn't the most beautiful girl in class, she looks normal for her age. That's what all parents say about their children... that's what you said about all of us!
Mother: "I never said that about you!"

Brother just coming downstairs: "Where's mom?"
Stepfather: "Blew up."

Little sister asking my 48 years old stay-at-home mother: Mom, do you get pension?
Stepfather interrupting: "Naw, she just looks as old is all."

Oh and... the things you have to answer when you wanna apply for a visa (why the hell isn't it called visum in English?)... the winner:

"Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide?"

(I didn't have to do this shit when I got my Japanese visa...)

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily. (hell no... I'm really pale)
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. (I look young... people that don't know my age usually guess that I'm like 5 years younger... I'd prefer if people did that in like 20 years XD)
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses. (well... contact lenses)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (my mother at least... don't see my father often enough)
[ ]I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ]My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[ ] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school
[ ] I almost always do my homework
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years (we don't have that here)
[ ]I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ]I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. (I've slipped out a "*g*", too XD Um... but that's hardly embarrassing)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (I can't come up with an example, but I think it's true)
[x] I've peed from laughing. (as a kid)
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (I think?)
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public. (in safe places)

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox. (I'm honestly not sure)

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[x] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (I live there)
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city. (That's not possible *lol*)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (that was fun =])
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (Possibly?)
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino. (only pachinko)
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping. (in a hot spring with a bathing naked rule)
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (once... against my will... never again XD)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. (ICQ and chat room, though)
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. (I guess? Oo)
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. (only during day time)
[x] I've played chicken (anyone know the Mad game? ^^)
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. (Not sure)
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (Maybe)
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (")
[x]I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Maybe as a child)
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (we eat cough candy here XD)
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem (never tried)
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (Maybe? I have a bad memory)
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying. (well, I guess not more than the average person?)
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.(someone not that close has)
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. (This reminds me of Moon Palace)

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. (I don't even know these brands XD)

Random
[ ] I can sing well.(not at all, but I like it anyway)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it. (Depends)
[ ] I watch the news.(I rarely watch TV nowadays)
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.(quite the opposite)
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.(maybe ^^)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat. (I'm a total messy... there was a time the whole floor of my room was covered with stuff)
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well. (Define well Oo I like baking and I never screwed up, but I don't bake regularly)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue (I don't have a favorite color per se, but I like orange, yellow and green more than others)
[x] I've worn pajamas to school. (for my final exam XD no kidding... got me an A!)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. (don't know her)
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (if it's near my bed *shudders*)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate (I prefer dark chocolate :3 You get really yummy chocolate here!)
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces. (I'm not sure about these... I'm very good at consciously remembering stuff, though)
[x] I'm good at remembering names.(")
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.(")
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Well... I have plans... sort of... but nothing explicit and reality might fuck it up for me)

[x] All of those are answered honestly. (This sentense is sorta nonsensical *lol*)